Here’s my new idea…let’s bake a big cake and celebrate every mass shooting as “Second Amendment Day.” It will be the day we send the victims our thoughts and prayers while smiling knowing that no matter how tragic the shooting NOTHING will be done by our “leaders”.
No, my conservative friends, the “Libtards” will not take your guns. They have tried many times before and always failed because it’s not about guns it’s about mental illness. But nothing will be done to strengthen mental health services either because “that’s socialism.” Or maybe, as the GOP suggests, it’s the violent video games that are causing these mass shootings? Well, rest assured America, nothing will be done about the video games either because the GOP doesn’t really care. Besides, every mass shooting is a hoax by the Illuminati –unless of course, you or someone you love is a victim and then it’s very real (but don’t let it be known that you’ve lost a loved one or you’ll get death threats from Alex Jones fans).
Let’s face it. With all this “do nothingness” on the part of our elected leaders you’d think Americans actually like the mass shootings. After all, if we didn’t like ’em we’d have done something by now, right? Perhaps, if we really hated mass shootings, we’d have passed some common-sense gun laws years ago…but we didn’t, and all those do-nothing congressmen are still in office.
Now, you might say, “Maybe someday a ‘good guy with a gun’ will stop the shooter and we won’t celebrate this new holiday?”
And I reply, “No, my friend, that good guy will not.” We already have over 17 million concealed carry permit holders in the USA (according to the Crime Prevention Research Center) and not one of these heroes seems to be in the right time or place to be that “good guy with a gun.”
So let’s bake that cake and celebrate our “FREEDOMS!” After all, Second Amendment Day only comes seven or eight times a year…or is it nine or ten, I lose track.
By Clayton Callahan
P.S: This one is for Odessa, Texas. I’ve never been there.
PS: This was originally written after the Dayton shooting. I grew up in Dayton, Ohio. Many of my fondest youthful memories took place int he Oregon District.